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MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


MEANWHILE IN TEXAS.. -


TAGS: meanwhile in texas
Rating: 3.37/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 9:06 pm
As a native Texan, I can tell you yes, it is an awesome state.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why do people make fun of Texas? It's an awesome state.


MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe


TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

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skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


FROLIC -


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)


MEANWHILE AT NASA - Someone got to second base! With a girl!


TAGS: nasa meanwhile
Rating: 4.51/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:41 am
Lovin' this one. Cheers.


Meanwhile In Australia -


TAGS: australia kangaroo meanwhile
Rating: 4.27/5

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premiumgrade - December 4, 2015, 10:11 pm
Very nice. Simple with no extra verbiage. 5L
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:50 pm
Caveman? You see this from your residence in "Way Down Under?"


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


MEANWHILE - In Russia




REALITY -




MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


MEANWHILE IN BELGIUM -




SEMPER FI - Let's Roll


TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.


Chernobyl -


TAGS: chernobyl meanwhile nuclear
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 18, 2013, 1:16 am
I'm not usually a fan of the simple ones but you got a good ol' laugh out of me. 5 mutated arms for you


A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.


TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like pussy so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest fucked up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well


A SAD DAY -


TAGS: get outta the basement while you still have a chance
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
I think Scott Peterson would disagree with you.


MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore




BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


MEANWHILE - In Arkansas




SSSSST - ssst ssst sssssst


TAGS: this could take awhile
Rating: 4.39/5

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FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:19 am
two letters? TWO LETTERS?! My gawd, gentlemen, we are in the presence of amesomeness, put on your SPF 500 and sunglasses lest we die of overexposure
Produceman117 - November 1, 2010, 10:54 pm
Nicely done
HammerofHeeb - November 1, 2010, 9:38 am
He says nothing, yet it makes perfect sense.
Houseplant - August 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
When I grow up airman....I want to be just like you! 5L's!!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:19 pm
Poetry, Airman. Poetry.


BEST CELL PHONE CALL -


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is


COULD BE WORSE -


TAGS: waited a while for forum to guess this one correctly
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the hooker good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that photo for weeks. Brain block. Nice.


DON'T PANIC - I'm sure she'll understand that you were drunk And those texts you sent were for her And not her little brother




SOUP-OR-BOWL? - Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.


TAGS: bad play on words i know but give me a break i ve been gone a while
Rating: 3.77/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:03 am
Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all!


ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION -




WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre


TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.


THE PATENT OFFICE -




INTENTIONS -


TAGS: aim high not while high
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
This is brilliant!
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
5 Poodles...does that mean a 5 way?
BoneCD - August 6, 2010, 7:41 pm
I take offense to that...how else is she going to say OK?
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Beautiful! Triple 5L for you Sean.


CONFESSION - "...and I sinned with the 4 girls I met at the Mall, 2 hookers from the Escort Service, and my next door neighbor. The NEXT day there were 3 hotties..."


TAGS: sit down cubbys gonna have the priest busy for awhile
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bovee - March 2, 2010, 3:21 pm
5 hail marrys
Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:20 pm
PERFECT! 5L


FEMALE WRESTLERS - The mask doesn't hide the fact this questionable lady has no rack.




BOREDUMB -


TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.


Embalmer -




COLD -


TAGS: ran great for awhile though
Rating: 4.77/5

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Iconoclast - November 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Beautiful picture!!


SUPER VILLIAN - Able to make a six figure bonus while getting bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off?




SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONELYYYY..... - Everyone is at work, working... I'm all alone at motifake... Alone, Bored, Lonely.


TAGS: all alone on motifake while bored at work and damn if i m working on a friday
Rating: 3.8/5

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Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:54 pm
I hate when this happens. Sheesh people dontcha know motifake is your job!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 2:18 pm
I understand how you feel.


THE SCOLLAR OF 13 DEGREES -


TAGS: old think more while doing less
Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2012, 6:13 pm
HA! Like how they can't afford to do laundry?


HOUSEWIVES -


TAGS: while the boys are away the wives will play
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:54 pm
Ed...we just want to know what days you're not going home early, k.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:24 am
So that's what my wife does all day. I'm going home early!


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?


TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.


Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.


TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To Shit, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But Shit My Pants." HAPPY?! XD


TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already bitching that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


LOL - I hate when that happens!




MOOOOOOO LIKES PIE - Mentor to young potential Timmies. Bane of the politifakers. But seriously, what's with pie?


TAGS: thats what you get for taking a cheap shot while your name will show as guest
Rating: 2.53/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
A man can dream.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:17 pm
Tough luck, moooo.... Philly isn't ALL amish.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:15 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to go ahead and say "No thanks" on that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
after 6 or 10 kids the harness will fit.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Well I LOVE hockey. But I don't know aboot pullin a plow...?
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Never looked down on a.... pie eater.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
don't judge me.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
Just like Wisconsin!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
Sooooooo......... pie, huh?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
In my country men flock to women who like hockey.....and can pull a plow.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Oh Yeah!!! Not since 1894 have the Phillies won with such a margin of victory!!! I know, you guys don't care. I'm just SO EXCITED!!!
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Blueberry, of course. But then you could omit pie and insert pancakes if that makes you feel better.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
No one likes pie with a peri.... I just can't do it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Too much wine. See, TTH? You don't neeeeed Jager.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
ahhh, but what kind (omitting tasteless pie joke) of pie?
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
*omit question mark. Insert period. Too much wine...ugh
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
What's with pie? Any time is a good time for pie? That's what.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:56 pm
Lesson? no time for lessons with revenge on the mind!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
No use is getting funnier and funnier ha just needs to make some posters
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
Its a little piexelated though!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
I'm telling you "no use" could be funny....and he might do our bidding. You know what I'm saying.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
When TTH told me he took you down to the CLUB after cards...I didn't know he meant the PIE OF THE MONTH CLUB
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:32 pm
5 Lions. Because I feel bad for you.........Bone is creeping me out.. Either you have the greatest memory in the world or you're stalking me ....either way. BLUSH.Tee hee.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:27 pm
Now we know...no fur, more like blueberry, strawberry and rhubarb! 5 Poodles for a quick comeback


SUDDENLY... WIDE AWAKE -




Meanwhile -


TAGS: meanwhile in australia upside down
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2016, 11:35 am
First good chuckle of the day...thanks Sanity.
concern3 - July 4, 2016, 8:03 am
Funny, UP yours


Fisherman's tale -


TAGS: sure come on in waters fine have a seat relax while fishies dine
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 9:37 am
LMAO brilliant! ^^^^^Up


G-G-Gary, O? -


TAGS: cutting wood while sporting wood garyo
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 21, 2015, 9:54 am
Who's a wood doggy? One hump or two?


This Thanksgiving, -


TAGS: meanwhile in britain fish pie
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 7, 2017, 6:51 pm
Looks like another cornerstone in Anglo-Saxon cuisine LOL


Jack's Munchie Meal -




It's Very Difficult For Me -


TAGS: to type while laughing
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - December 21, 2014, 1:18 pm
No worries. It’s prolly just a guy with a weak chin, receding hairline, and tiny crooked penis...
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:45 am
HEY! Some slacker didn't give you 5 for that one! I'm sure he hasn't got much of a head start...
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:22 am
look who's talkin' (Thank ya phweetums)
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:14 pm
Don't even need to roll down and see your name anymore Mr. Gary...ya got that kinda talent...5Lols
Greybeard - December 19, 2014, 9:02 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am
thanks guys
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am
Heh, I keep a hand held swiffer handy in case I see one of yours, of which I also keep handy....in my favs
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 4:51 am
My wife says while knitting, "Are you ok?" as I began wiping up everything in front of me... thanks.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:31 pm
Nice twist at the end Big O! 5 rolling, laughing lions


Stand tall And keep your chin up -




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